Friday, 24 May 2013

All you spammers out there

I've been really, really, really busy lately. So busy that I haven't had a minute to visit my own blog, let alone do some writing or catch up on my favourite blogs. 
 
It seems that if you let a blog sit idle for a bit, the spammers get a grip and dump hundreds of comments on your precious collection of midnight ramblings. Telling me how awesome I am, how enlightening my post has been, how its changed your life, how you'll be back and you'll bring your friends too....

Then you finish with a link to your concrete website, cheap baby cots or some money lending scam...

Well let me tell you I've figured you out you bastards!


Sure you got a couple of your spam comments through... I was naive and read the first two lines of your long and boring post, dismissing you as a lonely fan who doesn't shoot, hunt, skin or butcher...

Then I read the ad for concrete polishing in my post about our 2012 encounters with Africa's big cats and I knew that Blogger's Spam Filter had failed and I had to take matters into my own hands...

Comment Moderation. 

One post at a time. It's over. Go on. Try again. Go ahead punk, make my day.